First Google Search!
For the first time (according to my blog stats), someone reached my page through a google search.
I must say, I’m rather proud of this one.

Heaven in a Ball
Kevin gave me some potato balls from Porto’s, a bakery in LA.

These things are amazing! They are fried balls of mashed potatos and beef. Soooo good.

I could eat these for every meal.
The California Club
It seems Marisol is the only reason I wear these things.

It’s ok though, because last night it took me to an amazing steak dinner and open bar at the California Club. (open bar dude) What is the California Club you ask? Only the oldest gentlemen’s club in southern california! Women weren’t even allowed in till 1987. They made it a full century with no broads in their fancy shmancy club. B-A.
It was pretty awesome. Good wine and cocktails, 3 course dinner, servers everywhere. Nothing in life is free however, my cost was having to shmooze it up. But it all worked out. And I was incredibly proud of Marisol. Apparently she’s the future leader of the food industry. When the shit hits the fan and chaos rules the streets…food will be the second most important commodity. Right behind weapons.
Where’s Tommy
Can you find me?
While searching for this picture I found a little controversy regarding a 1987 beach Where’s Waldo:
Original:

Censored:

Too much side boob for the kids I guess.
I concede…

I give up. I suppose with a vote of 9 to 5, I finally must accept it’s more normal to choose a mouth full of ticks over a butt full of worms. People must really like dying of lyme disease.
Bewm, IMDB
Check this off my bucket list.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3228909/
Betty I Am, credit coming soon
Hollywood, I have arrived. Next stop, The Hills.




